found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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