Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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