I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
your like the ambassador to my penis.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
