I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Just high enough for therapy.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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