She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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