i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
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