he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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