Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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