Say something about gay babies.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
3 2 1 whiskey
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Randomize
