im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
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