Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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