It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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