She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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