I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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