Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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