I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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