i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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