Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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