It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
they call him Oral-B. enough said
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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