so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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