Buhtt sex?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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