I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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