I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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