Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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