the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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