Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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