Will you blow on my dice?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
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