you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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