another moral hangover. fuck.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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