I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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