Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I can't turn off my feet"
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
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