Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Randomize