I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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