We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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