Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
You can make out without kissing
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