There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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