Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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