I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
