Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I think my fart just growled at me.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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