Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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