Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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