We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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