for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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