I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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