Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
We have started to decorate penises.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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