OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
How's work?
Spinning.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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