you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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