I heard we made out
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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