he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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