So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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