You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
you didnt know i had herpes?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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