My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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