her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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