I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
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