I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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