I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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